Sleep at Night

Do you ever wake up with that overwhelming sense of everything being worthless, that there is no future where there is happiness, none of the effort you ever put into anything will ever be rewarded properly, no matter how much effort into anything your life will be completely miserable and empty, and you wake up alone to these thoughts and they stick with you all day and keep you up at night, and you know you’ll never feel anything resembling love for anyone and no one will ever feel love for you because all of life is just so damn horrible and hollow and empty because deep down everyone knows it’s all going completely to shit, and that there’s nothing that they can do to change the actual future, the big picture future, because be as successful as you want, make as many friends, or get as fit, or find that special someone, no matter what, it’s all going to go to shit, the world is a hellhole full of awful people, and there’s no recovery, there’s no hopeful future, it’s all just shitty people getting shittier, where you think they can throw all the technology they want at it, people are just rotten and greedy and it’s completely inescapable all over the world, that there is no bright future for anyone over the next 50 years?

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