About the Author
So, my stories aren’t interesting enough on their own, eh? Gotta know about me too now, eh? Nice, real nice.
But, I guess since you’re already here, I’ll give you the scoop, the skinny, the 411, the goods, the inside story, the lowdown, and the rundown. People done did told me I was “good-at-writing.” Yeah, I don’t trust them either, but, I find it fun to write. I don’t write anything about or involving my life as it occurs here in the plane of existence, because that is dull and boring. If I wanted to read about other people, I’d have an internet chat with them. I do not have internet chats with people.
I enjoy long walks, listening to music, and, most importantly, chilling out, maxing, and relaxing all cool.
In any case, if you want to contact me personally, I, like all great authors who saturate history with their literary greatness, who make an impact across the timespan of the cosmos, who cross boundaries and make people truly think, can be contacted via email. Oh, and I am not on the facebooks, because blah blah blah rah bah bah.
Thanks for reading!
-jake [GuNNhead]
